No matter what youre looking for or where you are in the world, our global marketplace of sellers can help you find unique and affordable options. Why did the elephant lie on its back with its feet up in the water. Why the poor elephant has been the victim of jokes, ill never know. They expect clever witicisms, and i give them elephant jokes. Buy the elephant joke book by scoular anderson illustrator online at alibris. Follow the adventures of peanut the elephant and her friends at the zoo. When he was asked what he was sprinkling on the roads, he answered that it was elephant powder. But they are good, clean fun for children of all ages. They drink 4050 gallons of water every day and love to swim. On third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The elephant joke book by scoular anderson illustrator.
He took the precious book out of the hippos mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, its a miracle. While there, he comes upon an elephant in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. Peanut the elephantpeanut the elephant plays with harry the hippopeanut the elephant makes friends with bobby the bearpeanut the elephant plays a joke on spotty cheetahpeanut the elephant and a bag full of peanutsfunny elephant jokesabout the author arnie lightning is a childrens book author with a straightforward goal. Sometimes they involve parodies or puns examples of elephant jokes are. See more ideas about coloring pages, color and coloring books. If you are a baby boomer who remembers when these were the rage, it will. Oct 04, 2008 in tanzania in the nogorongoro crater was a elephant standing by a hippo pool and suddenly he wants to cross, than he blows a few times and they all let him. And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck there. Peanut is a very happy elephant and she has lots of playful and adorable friends. I find stupid jokes particularly useful when telling them to people who think i have a functioning brain. Smashwords peanut the elephant a book by arnie lightning. The person then remarked but everybody knows that there are no elephants in. If you are a baby boomer who remembers when these were the rage, it will bring back memories. Arnie lightning is a childrens book author with a straightforward goal.
This joke book contains over 100 funny elephant jokes. Cartoon hippo, cute hippo, elephant love, beautiful creatures, childrens books. This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. My homework is really difficult tonight, ive to write an essay on an elephant.
What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a. Come laugh with us, and dont forget to submit your own joke. Learn how and when to remove this template message. One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. And the elephant said to the hippo, please pass the. In some cases, the second listener will pretend to understand the joke and laugh along with the others to avoid appearing foolish. The game was going well with the elephants beating the ants ten goals to nil, when the ants gained possession. What do you call farm animals that have a sense of humor. The hidden depths of sandra boyntons board books the new. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for children.
The joke king is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laughoutloud, crazy comedy and elephant jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. I do have a favorite, how does an elephant climb a tree. Librarything is a cataloging and social networking site for booklovers. The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly, who stopped the elephant. The stupidity of them apparently is part of their charm. All of the animals just sat there and stared, but the hippo started laughing a tremendous laugh. An elephant joke is a joke, almost always an absurd riddle or conundrum and often a sequence of such, that involves an elephant. The best childrens stories, whether they take the form of books. Proper penguins patience is sorely tried, but by the time they say goodbye, his young guests have even learned to say, thank you. It was a boring sunday afternoon in the jungle so the elephants decided to challenge the ants to a game of soccer. Hippopotamus is not an easy word to spell for kids or adults. He has a cheerful and optimistic personality, and he loves practical jokes. If you like stupid jokes, or telling stupid jokes, then this book is for you. This is an excellent audiobook for early listeners, listening aloud at home, and as a bedtime story.
It is published in the uk and uses words and phases that the brits do, but that adds to its charms. Click to read more about 101 elephant jokes by robert blake. Beginning of a dialog window, including tabbed navigation to register an account or sign in to an existing account. Elephant jokes best and funny elephant jokes for kids. Kids from around the world have submitted these funny elephant jokes. Hippo says excuse me hello genius board book february 1, 2011. The best elephant jokes for kids of all ages are right here clean, funny and ready for parent and teachers. Funny elephant joke book for kids funny jokes for kids ebook.
Read hippopotamus jokes by joe king available from rakuten kobo. The elephant begins to walk away, then turns and stares at the man for a full minute, locking eyes with him. Elephants spend 16 hours a day eating 300600 pounds of grass, leaves, shrubs, branches, and fruit. Jokes can aid in storytelling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. This is an excellent storybook for early readers, reading aloud at home, and as a bedtime story. If you dont laugh at these jokes, youre probably normal.
Rollicking text and a mischievous crew of playful animal guests make for an irresistible first guide to manners. Some of the humor will register only with adults, e. The best hippo jokes for kids of all ages are right here clean, funny and ready for parent and teachers. In tanzania in the nogorongoro crater was a elephant standing by a hippo pool and suddenly he wants to cross, than he blows a few times and they all let him.
Number 53 in afis top 100 movie quotes of all time was this line from groucho marx in animal crackers. And the elephant said to the hippo, please pass the soap. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them arent even reposts. See more ideas about cartoon hippo, cartoon and sandra boynton. No soap radio is a form of practical joke and an example of surreal comedy. What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino. Aug 28, 2009 number 53 in afis top 100 movie quotes of all time was this line from groucho marx in animal crackers. Like im mad as hell, and im not going to take it any more and beam me up, scotty and. Hickory dickory dock, an elephant ran up the clock, the clock is being repaired.
Jan 01, 2003 portly grows tired of being a hippopotamus so he becomes a hipponoceros, a hippo batonoceros, a hippo elebatonoceros, and a hippo girelebatonoceros. Peanut the elephantpeanut the elephant plays with harry the hippopeanut the elephant makes friends with bobby the bearpeanut the elephant plays a joke on spotty cheetahpeanut the elephant and a bag full of peanutsfunny elephant jokesabout the author. He would then go and sprinkle a white powder on the roads. The slightly annoying elephant by david walliams paperback. If you have a familyfriendly elephant joke you think i should hear, let me know in the comments and if its good, ill add it to the page. This author has done other seriously funny facts books about dolphins, bears, and hippos. Boys life will send you this patch for each joke of yours we publish in the printed magazine.
Little portly the hippo wants to be anything but, and some of his choices are also some of my sons favorite zoo animals so it was a lot of fun to turn the page and see what. The joke teller says something like, the elephant and the hippopotamus were taking a bath. Posted in artwork from old books for children, mothers yellow fairy tale book tagged animal, anthropomorphism, art, drawing, father, fathers day, hippo, hippopotamus, illustration, joke, kids, patricide, trick 6 comments hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle. Three weeks later, a hippopotamus walked up to him carrying the bible in its mouth. The swedish book how to reduce your taxes with an elephant. Who knows what the best elephant joke is, but here are a few from around the internet and from joke books you may want to look at. Eletelephony once there was an elephant who tried to be a telephant. One liners how do you know if theres an elephant under your bed. This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest elephant jokes in the world. On the pains and virtues of not getting it geekmom.
Apr 12, 2009 the lion told a really dumb joke, that was not funny at all. Without the hippo i think the joke works just the same. The man very carefully approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the thorn from its foot. Penguin is having a party, and his nine adorable animal guests arent sure about their manners.
The best elephant jokes for kids of all ages are right here. Although the image of elephants are vaguely realistic, they are. Etsy is the home to thousands of handmade, vintage, and oneofakind products and gifts related to your search. What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence. By chance a chicken hears the screaming of the elephant and decides to investigate.
The first hippo on the moon and over 8 million other books are available for amazon kindle. What do you call a hippo with a carrot in each ear. Elmer the patchwork elephant often shortened to elmer is a childrens picture book series by. Choose your countrys store to see books available for purchase. Posted on november 5, 20 may 11, 2020 by stuporglue.
Buy the elephant joke book humour by scoular anderson isbn. The accomplice laughs at the punchline, while the second listener is left puzzled. When lion is served cauliflower, he says, i hate cauliflower. Hippo jokes jokes about hippos funny hippopotamus jokes. More 10 reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. One of the most common, incorrect ways to spell it is hippopotimus. Donkey jokes duck jokes eagle jokes elephant jokes ferret jokes fish jokes flea jokes. Elephant jokes good, clean classic humor for kids from. Sep 14, 2017 explore julietdjos board childrens books on hippos on. Peanut the elephant by arnie lightning nook book ebook. Tug of war is a funny story told in the style of the anansi tales and. Portly grows tired of being a hippopotamus so he becomes a hipponoceros, a hippobatonoceros, a hippoelebatonoceros, and a hippogirelebatonoceros. The woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late. From one silly incident to another, hippo, elephant, et al learn where to put your napkin not on your head, how to sip your milk not spray it, and when to tell a joke not when your mouth is full.
Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Children will delight in seeing each of the naughty animals antics at the table corrected on the very next page. Canonical list of elephant jokes 1 there was an old man in france who used to get up every morning at five a. Funny hippopotamus jokes for parents, teachers, zoo staff, vets and kids. More 10 reports are coming in of an elephant doing a. Elephant jokes were a fad in the 1960s, with many people constructing large numbers of them according to a set formula. Peanut the elephant peanut the elephant plays with harry the hippo peanut the elephant makes friends with bobby the bearpeanut the elephant plays a joke on spotty cheetahpeanut the elephant and a bag full of peanutsfunny elephant jokesabout the author arnie lightning is a childrens book author with a straightforward goal. No soap radio news newspapers books scholar jstor april 2015 learn how and when to remove this template message. The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. But these jokes are so silly and outrageous that they will make your grandkids laugh, too. The lion told a really dumb joke, that was not funny at all. Elephant joke 114 it was a boring sunday afternoon in the jungle so the elephants decided to challenge the ants to a game of soccer. Peanut the elephant peanut the elephant plays with harry the hippo peanut the elephant makes friends with bobby the bearpeanut the elephant plays a joke on spotty cheetahpeanut the elephant and a bag full of peanutsfunny elephant jokesabout the author. Laugh at funny kids jokes, including more hippo jokes, lighter jokes at.